ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
this is a consequence of gay marriage we were warned now trees and men want to get married what is this world coming to
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals
are you fucking kidding me rn
"talk dirty to me"
"hey can i have a couple of those fries"
every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them.
um no they’re oranges, you must be new here
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended